Purple Glaze

"Purple Glaze all in my mouth! Don't know if I can see or out! Acting funny and I don't know why, excuse me while I eat this PIE!

Got this idea when I was severely, morbidly obese at the time, and was joking with myself and thoughts saying things like, "I could be President if I wasn't so fat; I used to be able to play guitar behind my back, what if Hendrix was fat and cound`t do that" I thought up a whole series of famous people who all a sudden became fat, and the troubles and tribulations they would have in their daily lives; Bill Gates trying to connect his computer, getting caught under his desk; Van Gogh trying to paint scenery carrying all of his art equipment, sweating like a pig (what if he couldn`t find his ear because he was so fat?) He`d running out if breath, etc. I am happy to say I have lost over 250 lbs since with only 45 to go and I will complete my weight goal!

So this is my `Jimi Hendrix at Monterey` if he was fat....